1. Translate to your mother tongue the following words ‘what if…’…
I have to admit...I have no clue...

2. Tell us what fantasy/imaginary creature you would like to meet most of all
Saya...

3. What would be your first reaction when you met this creature…
Kiss the hell outta him... lol.

4.What would happen if we fed your favorite fantasy/imaginary creature some chili con carne?
He'd go, "My mouth is ERUPTING!!!!NUOES!!" and then faint.

5. Now lets change the subject, what would you do if you were only three inches tall?
I'd curse my head off at people I hate, 'cuz I'll be too small to hear.

6. Suppose you where a gnome what would be your favorite food?
Um... spaghetti...

7. What do you think what would happen if chipmunks grew 15 times larger?
They would probably go nuts.

8. Suppose banana’s could talk, would you still eat them? And what would that say?
Yes. They'd say, "What have we Bananas done to you?" and I would answer, "A lot of stuff..."

9. What if oranges were purple would they taste like grapes?
No duh, stoopid! An orange is just painted purple, and by the way, won't you kill the point of the orange's name 'orange'?

10. If you were 100 years old! What would you have for dinner?
Um...more spaghetti...

11. What pillow filling would you prefer, angel’s wing feather or goose feather?
I don't know...

12. Dogs have fleas, humans sometimes do too, if you were a flea what host would you prefer?
Humans... they stink 2x less than dogs... *shudders*

13. Some people have a really big imagination, do you?
No duh, Sherlock... *flips you all off*

14. Imagine, again, three people standing on a skyscraper, 2 of them girls 1 of them a guy, one girl tries to push the guy of the building but unfortunately she fails to notice the gorilla, yes there is a gorilla, and trips over it and falls down the building… both the guy and the girl loose balance and fall… the third girl desperately tries to save the other girl but the gorilla tickles the girl so heavily that she too falls down the building… not don’t wonder how the gorilla got up there… but how would the pile look when they end up on the ground?
Corpses, and blood...

15. Bananas are yellow and grow on banana bushes in bananaland there they sing the banana national anthem when they hoist the banana flag… what would be the greatest fear of a banana living in bananaland?
A human's butt... or mouth, for that matter...


16. You are going to school and you find out your favorite teacher is a pixie… what would you do?
Faint...

17. Flies are the most scary insect that inhabit this world , if one was staying in your bathroom how would you remove it?
get my BFG and shoot the hell out of it 'till it dies...

18. If you were a flower what color would you have?
Red... I love roses.

19. Suppose you were a chicken that has hair… What hair cut would you have?
I dunno...

20. If you were to end up in outer-space what would you do?
Shoot the moon! Nah, jk.

21. Have you answered these question truthfully and have you exaggerated certain questions?
Always...

22. A light shines into your eyes… you blink heavily… slowly you wake up and find out you have answered 21 questions… what would you do?
Scream and go back to bed.

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